39 Months of Pure Joy…

World, I now present to you Herr Klaus, my sexy new Volkswagen Jetta 2.5 (Value Edition):

I just picked him up today from Central Volkswagen, trading in the well-loved, but increasingly cramped, Helga in the process. He’s “mine” on a 39 month lease, which probably works out better for me anyway, as I’m really not planning on being without a car payment ever and I like having a new car. After my first day of ownership I can compile this shortlist of things that I enjoy about Klaus:

  1. 2.5 litre, 5-cylinder engine @ 150 hp
  2. 6-speed automatic transmission with Tiptronic
  3. 10 speaker sound system
  4. four doors
  5. lower monthly payments and lower insurance

Oh, and the name: I wasn’t sure until I saw him exactly what German moniker he’d receive. But, after spending time with him, I definitely got a “Klaus” vibe. Coincidentally – and obviously, if I weren’t retarded – Klaus is short for “Nicholas.” Too perfect.

Comments

  1. Dusty

    SORRY, ALL I AM SEEING IS A BIG CHROME MUSTACHE THING.

    Remember when I called you at an obscenely early hour? 9am on a Saturday, who does that?

    I need rides in Klaus! Also drives. Klaus is also an appropriate name on account of Christmas.