Dearest Mother Nature…
Baby, I know you are angry right now. My species doesn’t get it and I’m pretty sure it never really will. So, the way I see it, you really need to let this go or get our extinction over with. 95º days for weeks on end with nary a single drop of rain are only serving to make me hate you. And you don’t want that do you, girl? What we have is special.
Your sugarlumps,
Nick