Dearest Mother Nature…

Baby, I know you are angry right now. My species doesn’t get it and I’m pretty sure it never really will. So, the way I see it, you really need to let this go or get our extinction over with. 95º days for weeks on end with nary a single drop of rain are only serving to make me hate you. And you don’t want that do you, girl? What we have is special.

Your sugarlumps,

Nick

Comments (4)

  1. Ann

    Oh Nick, if only you were in Germany! It has been raining almost all the time ever since I got back, about 8 weeks ago. The temperature heights were somewhere in the 80s.. and it’s been in the 60s for the past couple weeks…

    Wishing for a little more sun and warmth,
    yours truly,
    Ann

  2. Nick (Bourgeois)

    I am jaw-dropping-ly jealous of what sounds like PERFECT weather. Do you think the Germans would take me in as one of their own? I do really like a good schnitzel and I’m completely in favour of beefy, precise automobiles. You ask at the embassy, okay?

    How’s the job been treating you? Are you getting out to do things with friends much?

  3. Tyan

    It’s sad that 95 sounds like a cool front to me. Down here in Texas it was 111 yesterday, that shouldn’t be possible! In August the only fresh air I breathe is race walking from the house/work/store to my car to crank on the AC. I feel your pain!

    Tyan

  4. Tyan

    It’s sad that 95 sounds like a cool front to us down here in Texas. Yesterday it was 111, that should not be possible! I feel your pain, fall cannot come soon enough!

    Tyan