Hehehehe…

I laughed so hard when I saw this on television while watching Will & Grace. Ready?

Children!

Run over…by their own parents!

The danger of backing out of your own driveway on Fact Finders, tonight.

Yeah, I’m seriously waiting on the edge of my seat for an exposé on the perils of putting my car in reverse. Maybe if we got little Felicity or Tucker out of the fucking driveway and paid like, oh, four seconds-worth of attention to what’s going on, this wouldn’t be a problem.

People are idiots.

Another shining example is this wonderful new trend of getting charged for things I don’t owe money for and then being told I have to wait to be credited for 7-10 business days. Clearly, I should be punished by having money I didn’t want to spend and need taken from me when a company makes a mistake. It’s total bullshit how these assholes charge first and then figure out if they were supposed to or not later. You know they only do it because there is a large enough proportion of society that doesn’t even bother to contest it. Just like how a lot of corporations give out rebates because they know people will buy things they don’t need and never get around to filling out the form. Jerks.

That’s all. Three days until Philly.